Out to dinner with the missus – sod the footie, no Scousers on the field

#cockpit cont’d – Tower: “At 4000 ft you will miss the twin coming at you at 2000 ft, and that is bound to avoid one hell of a racket”.

#cockpit – Tower: “Alpha Charlie, climb to 4000 ft for noise abatement” Pilot: “How can I possibly be creating excess noise at 2000 ft?”

#ditty – I read recipes like I read science fiction; I get to the end and think, ‘That’ll never happen.’ credit: M. Boyce

#ditty – If variety is the spice of life, then why do people keep saying it?

Looking at the countryside backwards at 120mph #imonthetrain

WiFi on a fast moving train .. if this gets thru then it works .. isn’t radio wonderful. Now, all I need is power over WiFi and me is happy

In Southbank if anyone wants to buy me a cup of java … please?

#cockpit – Proud moment for UK plc and Rolls Royce as Trent 1000 powered up on 787 Dreamliner at Everett. I nearly went to work for RR once!

#ditty – Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny have never been seen in the same room at the same time. Work it out for yourself.