#ditty – Hanging is too good for a man who writes puns. He should be drawn and quoted.

Crap day at work – but eye iz wotchin si-fi moovie: “i come thru wormhole ” – http://twlol.com/tw/?v1-131633 #lol #ichc #funny

Charlie’s Angles is back on telly .. woohoo – http://twlol.com/tw/?v1-142101 #lol #ichc (My cats are recording it on the Humax)

45.3 m Cuban cigar .. wow .. that’ll need a lot of port and scotch to go with. And a log fire !!!

Using BB Meta Blog to post this from a BlackBerry 8310 (sitting the Northern line actually) – clean and simple interface althought a few things don’t work such as editing existing entries. Shame my other option failed so comprehensively – http://www.danais.it’s Mopress. Oh well, make and mend … Calm down and carry on.

#cockpit cont’d – Pilot: “Center, this is USA553, maybe if you called her by the right name you’d get a better response!”

#cockpit cont’d – (pause) Controller: “USA353 you’re just like my wife you never listen!”

#cockpit – Controller: “USA353 (sic) contact Cleveland Center 135.60. (pause) Controller: “USA353 contact Cleveland Center 135.60!”

#ditty cont’d – …steak and kidney is more expensive than cherry bakewell.

#ditty – 3.14 isn’t actually the value of pie. the value of pie is actually dependent on the filling where generally …