My followers live in the U.K. (57.3%), the U.S. (22.9%) & Canada (4.4%) [top 3]. Find yours at http://t.co/fH631oO

Look it, look it, see my royal cock! http://t.co/mqRe1B9

Today was Sunderland and back via the Lakes, great weather and empty roads. Nice.

I’m at Burton Services (M6) (M6 Northbound, Burton in Kendal) http://t.co/zZ7KNM2

more repairs. (@ Audi Liverpool) http://t.co/3VdT46L

I’m at Wavertree Nook Aquarium (67 Wavertree Nook Rd., Liverpool) http://t.co/PPTFZdr

Argh, another 5am start (@ Starbucks Keele Southbound Services) http://t.co/rlOtfIL

Good assessment of the recent madness: One of Those Days in England: http://t.co/mn91rAo

I’m at The Rocket Pub (Liverpool) http://4sq.com/rbmYbG

Mindless, idle, scumbag local scallies ram-raided my local Co-Op. Get a job and a life, you embarrassments to humanity.