Brekkie then off to work .. Again. This McD is full of airport xfer cheauffeurs. Long Q, waiting for my turn to order porridge and burger.

Fire alarm in my hotel – 200 in car park, 300 idiots still in rooms. What if it was a real fire? Hope I never find out …

Dinner with a bunch of architects – talking mountain climbing, zips, zaps and int. travel. I didn’t drink for a change. Wow

#ditty – If you send someone a bag of snow and it melts in the post, they won’t get your drift.

#cockpit cont’d – Speedbird: “That’s correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right”

#cockpit – Tower: “…and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centerline on that approach.”

Bedfont, south of Heathrow .. cold and cloudy today .. where has the sun gone?

#joke cont’d – .. and passed me the pepper pot – I said “thanks, I’ll take that as a condiment”.

#joke cont’d – I called the waiter and said “I asked for aromatic duck…” Bonus gag… The lady at the next table said I was very handsome

#joke – I was in a Chinese restaurant and a duck walked up to me, gave me a red rose and told me my eyes sparkled like gems. cont’d …